\title{Adventures of a new \TeX nician} I have been a \TeX\ user for just over a year now. My experiences are rather different from those of most \TeXline\ contributors, who seem to jet around the world telling Donald Knuth how he should have done it! I was a prime target for the \TeX\ virus: a mathematician; someone who typed his own papers, because seldom satisfied with what secretaries produce; and someone on an academic salary who could not contemplate buying expensive equipment. In the early 80s, I took the first tentative step into wordprocessing, putting aside an old portable typewriter in favour of a ZX Spectrum. It was liberating, but not quite perfect. For example, many of the misprints in my papers at that time came about because I'd left space for a handwritten symbol, the space had come at the end of a line, and my eye had skipped over it. So last summer, when I chaired the problem session at a conference and was asked to edit a collection of problems, I had the perfect opportunity. A reasonably short document, with plenty of easy challenges like typefaces (bold for authors' names, italic for postal addresses, typewriter for email addresses, and a mixture of plain roman and mathematics for the text), but nothing too hard like fancy page layouts. One problem involved large matrices, so I had to read Chapter 18 of the \TB\ earlier than I expected. By the end of the year I was facing a bigger challenge, producing camera-ready copy for a book. My decision to use plain \TeX\ rather than \LaTeX\ was made then, as the publisher sent me by email the formatting macros for the house style. Apart from one point I'll return to, I never regretted this decision. I had to change the formats a bit to get a page layout I liked, and also to add running heads, two-column index, etc. I also had to start devising sneaky tricks. For example, the publisher's format capitalised section headings; one of my section headings was a formula, which meant something quite different when capitalised. Did you know that `uppercase' affects math italic? For example \begintt \uppercase{The case when $x\to\infty$} \endtt gives \uppercase{The case when $x\to\infty$}. Is that reasonable? Other unexpected difficulties arose. I started producing my class problem sheets in \TeX\ but, though they were perfectly legible, the students seemed not to like them. One said that such immaculately typeset problems were more intimidating than my usual scruffily handwritten sheets. First impressions of \TeX\ are inevitably a joy, both at the beauty of the printed output, and at the way the designer thinks like a mathematician. (After all, he is one.) Being able to type a formula in almost exactly the way I would {\it say} it to a colleague, and have it come out looking the way I would {\it write} it while saying it, is a great boon. (There are some exceptions, e.g. having to type |\bar x| where I would say ``x bar''.) The other great advantage of \TeX\ strikes you soon afterwards. Since its input is in plain \ASCII, you can send it by email, and your collaborators can have almost instantly a copy of your paper. Email is great for academics, speeding up international collaborations immeasurably, but its defect used to be that you couldn't send mathematical formulae. Now \TeX\ has become the {\it de facto\/} language for this, being used in the middle of plain text by \TeX-% literate mathematicians. These bits of \TeX\ are never even compiled (except in the human brain). Inevitably, after a while, you come up against limitations. I'll mention just one. You can draw simple diagrams in \LaTeX\ but not in plain \TeX. So, in my otherwise complete book manuscript, I had to send diagrams on separate sheets of paper, to be pasted in to spaces on the pages. (Some diagrams were beyond even \LaTeX, so I drew them by hand.) Wouldn't it be possible for someone to write plain \TeX\ macros (or copy the \LaTeX\ ones) for using the line and circle fonts? In fact, the benefits of doing this would be a system more flexible than the \LaTeX\ `picture' environment. Often, I want to say something like `graphs having no subgraph of the form blah', where `blah' is a small graph (with, say, 3 or 4 vertices). Such an object would take up no more space than a $2\times 2$ matrix (and Knuth gives you two methods to include matrices in a line of text). You could design your own with \MF, but then you immediately make your file non-% portable. Geometers now habitually use diagrams to describe classes of geometries. These diagrams are composed of nodes (which may be solid or hollow) linked by edges (which may be single, multiple or directed), both nodes and edges having optional labels above and below. If the diagram is a `string', this is a good exercise in writing macros. But if it branches, I don't know how to draw it in \TeX. Being, as I said, an impoverished academic, my next computer after the Spectrum was an Atari ST. Within a month of buying it, I was delighted to see a public domain version of \TeX\ and \MF\ announced in a magazine. The PD library supplying it (the South-West Software Library) also set up a helpline of experts to assist novices with problems. I had so many problems getting the system running that, at the end of it, I was ready to offer my services as an expert! Now the working system is a great aid to productivity. I type the input on an old Tandy portable (I spend a lot of time commuting by train), debug and preview it on the ST, and laser-print it on the departmental network. One small but important ingredient is Tempus, an excellent programmers' editor on the ST. With its structure check, I can catch all those missing closing braces! From my experiences, I wonder how many potential users have been scared off by the steepness of the learning curve, not so much of \TeX\ itself, but of the mechanics of using it (installation, screen and printer drivers, etc.) I recently acquired a German shareware version. First time round, the ARC file was corrupted and wouldn't unARC correctly. Months later, a replacement came. This time, the `install' program re-wrote a file on my boot disk, putting the computer into a crash-and-reboot cycle which didn't do my nerves any good at all. To conclude: I think that Knuth's `health warning' in \MFbook\ applies equally to \TeX: once you have started using it, you'll never look at a typeset page in quite the same way, and you'll never ever be satisfied with your own efforts! \author{Peter J. Cameron} \endinput